Something smart goes here

This is where I am supposed to say hello. Where I drop the witty line that defines this space. Sorry to disappoint. Welcome to my little corner of the web. In the past I've gone for the blog centric atmosphere. I don't plan to do that here. Too often I feel the requirement to update and maintain. I want this to be an interesting place for me, not a burden.

Who are you?

My name is Josh. I've been the custodian of this domain for many years now. The moniker selcouth was given to me by my then girlfriend (now wife). I quickly gathered up all Internet incarnations of the name that I could get my hands on. So who am I? I'm just a guy who likes technology. I work at a beverage manufacturing plant and I'm married to my best friend. I don't like sitting in the middle of rows, I like the heels on bread, and politicians infuriate me. I dabble in various projects as my interests permit and this is a good place for me to document such undertakings.

"I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four." - Thom Yorke